RE: Regarding Your Request to Meet God

RE: Regarding Your Request to Meet God

By Alin Sengjaroen

Dear Samuel, 

I am writing to inform you of your inquiry to GOD INC.

Your presence is unwelcome in our homeland of bountiful seeds,

bestowed upon our children of native land rich with history. 

The veins that run in your body are akin to no other here;

thus, we, unfortunately, cannot accept you.

In our —land, we are the pure, sanctioned blood,

and you whose essence flows diagonally as opposed 

to our rivers, falling from the sky. Please understand 

that as the keeper of our holy building, I cannot open the gates

to those diagonal or horizontal–tainted to our vertical soil.

Regardless, thank you not for your sincere, 

yet futile request. Our land values truth, and truthfully, 

it is clear–you should have known from the start the nature 

of this application’s outcome. If you are offended 

by my earlier statement, it is clear that you do not belong here

and thus, I ask you to leave for your own and everyone’s sake.

We wish you the best of luck.

P.S. Love thy neighbor.

Faithfully,

Jane Doe from —land.

(geographically distant from God’s native land,

yet I dictate who can and cannot be bestowed by His light)